Oh, They're United Alright

i've seen headlines that implore Donald Trump to try to unite the republican party. what the hell are they talking about? the republican party IS united. the GOP is perfectly and completely united with the democrats, and has been for at least 25 years.

there has not been a single piece of legislation or policy proposed by the democrats that the republicans stood in the way of. they passed it all. obama, clinton, any demo congressman or senator, whatever they wanted the republicans gave it to them, even when they were in the majority and could have blocked it.

the only time the republicans haven't stood squarely behind the democrats is when they actually jumped out in front to lead the charge for ever increasingly insane liberal policy.

Trump has proved beyond any doubt that he can win just fine thank you without any help from the republican party. he's gone farther than that: he's won even when they have viciously attacked their own front runner. but wait, farther still, even when the republican party has joined forces with the democrats and lies, cheats, and slanders him, Trump still kicks the shit out of the retards they put up against him.

so, unite the party? i don't fucking think so. i certainly don't want the GOP united. au contraire: i want them destroyed beyond all recognition. i want their name to be stricken from all official records, i want pages ripped out of books, and i want the penny taken out of circulation and dumped in the ocean. fuck illinois and their demon spawn. erase them from the face of the earth.

then there's the paul ryan issue. is this toad the most delusional megalomaniac in the history of delusional megalomaniacs? i say yes. this little putz actually thinks he's SOMEBODY, and that if he doesn't endorse trump it's a big deal. go to any mall in the country and ask a hundred people who the speaker of the house is. if two of them know the correct answer i'd be very surprised. when trump gets to the convention, the first thing he should do is fire paul ryan from the chairman position. then have him escorted out of the hall.

the republican party has betrayed its base so egregiously it deserves to cease to exist. they haven't been an opposition party for a quarter century. they haven't been a conservative party since eisenhower. disperse them. trump owns what used to be their base, lock, stock and barrel. he should even change the name AT THE CONVENTION. make former republicans come to him. make them beg for an audience. this is no time to be mr. nice guy. don't unite the republican party; nuke it!

I've Been Saying For Years....

i've been saying for many years that i don't know how anyone who has raised 2 or more children could have any delusions about world peace. the story of cain and abel did not fall out of the sky. even though siblings are made of the exact same genetic material, and thus could not be closer or more homogeneous, any parent knows they can be vicious toward each other.

when i stumbled onto this video of identical twins, barely old enough to sit up, and yet fighting over a  pacifier, my instincts were confirmed even more concretely about the perpetual strife that is the hallmark of humanity. identical twins, even more so than mere siblings, are the closest nature comes to a single spirit in two beings. but as the video shows, it doesn't make a fucking bit of difference. the overriding imperative is, i want. and if that means i have to poke your eye out to get what i want, well, such is the world. oh stop whining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXATjvr_rl4

yeah, world peace. any day now.

Speaking of The Acropolis

Jesus. even cruz dropping out has only slightly moved the odds: 63 to 37 hillary. WTF. if trump falls back to 33 i have to go in big. that would give me 3 to 1 odds. the other interesting bet is christie vp at 12. that's up from 6 so maybe something is happening there.

with trump now unquestionably the nominee, something very large has happened. the establishment has been driven back, the media have been driven back. despite the most despicable, mendacious, vile, and underhanded tactics ever seen in our lifetimes, their heads have been handed to them. pikes wanted. line the road to athens with their shit smeared skulls.